
One of the last flights I was on turned into a comedy of errors, as I waited at the departing gate for what seemed to be eternity. T.V. sitcom writers may want to pay close attention to my tale for possible inspiration.
I was sitting in my aisle seat, as the standby passengers began to board the plane. About 98% of the seats had already been filled and passengers were getting anxious to start rolling backwards, and disconnect from the extendable walkway (the tell-tale sign that progress is being made).
The last standby passenger began to come parading down the aisle with a busy and anxious look on her face, scanning the plane for that one vacant seat that the computers say is available. This lady also happened to be carrying with her a small lap dog in a carrying cage. As she walked down the aisle, you could hear the gasps of “aaaaawe,” from all the dog lovers. It was a cute dog.
As soon as the lady found her seat, assumedly middle, this little dog began barking like a 215 pound wolf. Needless to say a stewardess was there to deal with the problem. The whole plane could hear the conversation that occurred, as I hopelessly gazed out my window to see if we were moving backwards yet.
Seconds later, a stewardess came walking to the front of the plane holding the dog cage, with the woman passenger following close behind. The whole scene reminded me of a race car anxiously tailing the slow moving pace car during the opening laps of the Indy 500.
The dog was going to be put in the cargo hold, and the lady passenger refused to be separated from her companion, as she picked this airline specifically because of their pet rules.
Time passed and passengers began to look at one another gauging each other’s reaction to the ruling. Then out of nowhere, the woman passenger returned down the aisle with a huge smile and look of triumph. She was holding the dog in her hands and displaying him to the passengers much like a hockey player winning his first Stanley Cup. She had won, and would be allowed to keep her dog for the duration of the flight. Passengers actually began to applaud, as she returned to her seat. She had fought the system and won.
All right! All that was left to do was to reverse. I had finished all my complimentary reading materials and was growing anxious. I guess I could look at the pictures on the safety card? As I grabbed for it, a stewardess came rushing back up the aisle. The words she whispered into her walkie-talkie were piercing. “We have a passenger on the plane that is very allergic to dogs, and will not fly.”
I quickly focused my attention back to the safety card in my hand and began to look for the nearest emergency exit.
TRUE STORY
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